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actuallychickenmcthugget · 35 minutes ago
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 59 minutes ago
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The DART mission (Double Asteroid Redirection Test) just successfully slammed into Dimorphos, which is the moonlet of the asteroid Didymos (also affectionately called Didymoon). Over the next few days astronomers around the world will observe Didymos and Dimorphos to see if there has been a change in orbit from the latter. This is humanity’s first real attempt at altering the course of a “killer” asteroid, even if this one isn’t hazardous to us.
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actuallychickenmcthugget · an hour ago
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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
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tellmelieshulu · 20 days ago
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Based on the best-selling novel, #TellMeLies premieres September 7 on @Hulu.
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 2 hours ago
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you just know this guy didn't wash his hands after handling this
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 2 hours ago
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Is the mature content label for porn or for taxes
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 2 hours ago
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the group chat kept making fun of me for eating a "skyrim meal" last night
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 2 hours ago
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It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 3 hours ago
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just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 4 hours ago
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your blog is deranged ♡
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 4 hours ago
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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 4 hours ago
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 5 hours ago
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Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 5 hours ago
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A stirring and somber tribute to the queen <3
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 5 hours ago
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 6 hours ago
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You say this yet you’re holding the remote to my electric ball stimulator with remotely adjustable size and voltage and turning it up to the skull and bones setting
sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 6 hours ago
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the year is 2039 im in the middle of a 14 hour shift driving a cyber hands free semi-truck that needs a human monitor to keep it from blowing through red lights indiscriminately. since the water is undrinkable we’re back to drinking beer instead im drunk and the AI hologram personified as a non threatening woman with a computer voice in the passenger seat keeps trying to seduce me because fucking the hologram is a fireable offense and the company is trying to downsize
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actuallychickenmcthugget · 7 hours ago
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