*remembers a podcast episode that makes me wanna curl up in a ball and sob for an hour* ooh! I should relisten! I love that episode!
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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!
Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT
We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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huskerdust my beloveds,, <3
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[Screenshot from the tags]
This cant stay lost in the tags
[BAD POST]
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excitedly waiting for this
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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
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they created the most loveliest people in the world & put them like three countries away
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I don't think I've seen anyone talk about this but
That ain't no two person job fuck y'all 😩
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I swear, someday I'm going to write a story in which every single character is named via illegible cursive that I find while filing.
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