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When absolutely 0 of Biden’s accomplishments have made any kind of news, and we’ve been fed a steady diet of fear and panic for 3 years, no one gets to be shocked when he loses the next election to Donald 2.0.
Posting anything positive about the president here will get you called a capitalist bootlicker.
What do we expect to happen?
Anger sells better. Anger feels better, it feels righteous.
It’s easier to protest against a president you don’t like then to actually remain in charge and keep pushing ahead, even if small, consistent accomplishments are all you receive.
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Javascript delenda est
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“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” 
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Debugging and fixing a program is like checking a marble track for blockages.
I've been thinking about programming since last night, trying to narrow down on what I find so fun about it.
Turns out it's really difficult to put into words what up until now has been just an obvious, tangible feeling...
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commission from @ITHK0219 on skeb :]
Little scene of Johanna and Kieran at the festival of masks!!!
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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Made with love, you can tell
Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..
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i love how Baymax can be so gentle yet so aggressive when giving out healthcare, literally no one can stop him, not even his patients
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Based on these posts (1) (2)
I watched that Baymax show and cried but also wondered if Baymax swears so here's a shitty comic about hitting your toe on a fucking table
No reposts - reblogs absolutely appreciated
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He’s about to make an offer you can’t refuse
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Could Clark Kent survive Castle Dracula? (My instinctive answer: He could not avoid getting bitten, but him getting bitten would merely result in Dracula breaking a tooth)
Oh my God that's too funny...
He... he needs a mirror to shave! He has to bounce his laser vision off the mirror! Razor blades don't work on him! Imagine Dracula sneaking up behind him and being just like "...what the fuck."
How heavy is he? Dracula tries to carry him back to his room post Girlies and is like "God what are they eating in Kansas???"
And Clark... well of course he keeps up the façade. He's very good at that and it makes Dracula so mad.
There's no way he lets a kid get eaten. While Dracula is fighting with the girlies he really quickly takes the baby back home and then comes back to continue being passed out on the couch. They're like "so shall we have nothing?" and Dracula gives them the bag and they're like "wow this empty." And Dracula has to fake it and be like "yeah cuz that's what you deserve" when he's actually like "........wtf I know I had a kid in that sack Where Did It Go"
Dracula thinks he's going insane. If he had a shadow he'd be jumping at it. And Clark, massive troll, is just like mmm yes do tell me more about Transylvanian history the article is coming along really nicely.
Now it is entirely possible the trance does work on him. But it doesn't matter because, as you say, Dracula breaks his teeth on his neck. At which point he's just like "screw this I'm moving to England" and nopes on outta there.
Like Superman can fly. He can literally just leave whenever. He only stays the full two months to troll Dracula and it works.
So yeah. Clark Kent can survive Castle Dracula
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Harry Anderson Egbert from Homestuck 2 - Aluminum Foil Sculpture
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Song: Highwayman
Artist: Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson (The Highwaymen)
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie
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My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.
So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??
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