Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that
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like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes
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Amazon Labor Union president Chris Smalls with a portrait of Che in Havana (2023)
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I made a post that said, “If you make out with a birdgirl, you HAVE to give her somewhere to perch.” It made perfect sense even as I woke up.
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My childhood dog when I tumbled down the stairs and just about broke my back
deer when their antlers get stuck together while fighting
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#justgirlythings
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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
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Lesbians, which one of you drinks vanilla extract and which one of you has ADHD
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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!
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I am a swim instructor and today one of the students I have never talked to came up to me and asked why I look so tired. I was literally just standing there doing nothing 💀
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What if I just like, write a book? What then?
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“You look like you use tumblr” - The guy I’m with
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