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aariciaaphoenix · 1 month
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We should piss on the poor
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help
the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
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aariciaaphoenix · 7 months
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to
make up some lie, or
eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.
So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”
I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.
MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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we are in a media literacy crisis
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are
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for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes
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aariciaaphoenix · 8 months
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