it's really annoying that I have to write a story before I can read it

...are you ok

cant a girl be visibly distressed in peace

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

Happy Birthday Sirius!! Here are some facts about our favourite wrongfully convicted alleged mass murderer:

Sirius excels at non-verbal magic. There are several instances in the books where Sirius uses non-verbal magic effortlessly. He heals his hand after a snuffbox bites it, levitates Snape (even more impressive considering it’s not his wand and he hasn’t used magic for twelve years), and forces Peter into his human form.

Bouncing off the first point, not only is he a powerful wizard, he’s intelligent. Academically and emotionally. He recognises when Harry is in shock, when Harry is feeling anxious and pretty much always responds in a way that puts Harry at ease. He also recognises how power structures between humans and non-humans can be good indications of someone’s character. He figures out that Barty Crouch Senior was a poor father, and pretty much pieces together the plot of the fourth book with scraps of information. Remus also states himself that Sirius was one of the smartest and best at school. He breezes through his OWLS, and became an Animagus at 15. Charmed his motorbike so well it still worked perfectly a decade later. He also broke into the Hogwarts castle and wasn’t caught.

He has incredible willpower. He lived in caves, ate rats, and retained his sanity after twelve years in Azkaban. Was still a good parental figure to Harry despite living in a house filled with past abuse and horrible memories that literally haunt him.

He likes chicken

He can cook

He gifted Harry his first ever broom

He was close with Lily. Lily calls him by his nickname, and signs off her letter to him with ‘lots of love’.

He witnessed the brutal death of twelve muggles.

James was ‘the best friend I ever had’

When Sirius met Remus, he and James both liked his kindness and quiet sense of humour.

His physical descriptions are: tall, handsome, pale eyes, dark hair.

His Animagus is the size of a bear.

His childhood bedroom is bigger than Regulus’.

He’s a bit of an adrenaline junkie. He yearns for danger and a good fight while he’s locked in his house, laughs while he duels, and enjoyed flying (motorbike). He clearly enjoys the thrill of danger and narrow escapes.

You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?

thinking about my dumbest scenario of being a muggle friend to the marauders and hiding in one of james and lily’s wardrobes or something like that with a gun and when voldemort enters their house i go all like “surprise motherfucker” and just start blasting

the nice in bejeweled 🤝 the ding in gorgeous

I never trust a narcissist…OooOo, but they love meEeEeEeEe……….so I play ‘em like a violin…🎻!🎻!🎻!🙌!…and I make it look….OH 🤜 SO👇 EA👊SY✋….aHaHaHaha🤪😐😒.….‘cause for every lie I tell them....🗣THEY TELL ME THREeeeEeeeEeee….this is how the world works……NOW ALL HE THINKS🤜A👇BOUT👊 IS👆……me~😈……I can feel the flames on my SKIN crimson red paint on my LIPS 🗣IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHIN’……I don’t regret it one bit ‘cause he had it comin’ ✋😈……..THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ??? THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO 💥🔫💥🔫 GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ?? MOST FUN I’VE EVER HAD (HAD!) AND I’D DO IT OVERANDOVERANDOVERAGAIN IF IiIiIIi COULD IT JUST FELT SO ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ RADADADADADADADADADADADADA DA DA RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA DA DA DA. DA! I never trust a playboy but they love me 😈 so I fly them all around the world and I let them think! they! saved! me! 😂 They never see it comin’…what I do next 👋🤪 this is how the world works……YOU GOTTA LEAVE BEFORE. YOU. GET. LEFT. 🙌 I can feel the flames on my SKIN he says, “don’t throw away a good THING!” but if he drops 🤏 MY NAME then I OWE HIM NOTHIN’ and if he spend MY change 🤌💸 then he had it ᶜᵒᵒᴼᵒᵐᶦⁿ!!! 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ??? THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO 💥🔫💥🔫 GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ?? MOST FUN I’VE EVER HAD (HAD!) AND I’D DO IT OVERANDOVERANDOVERAGAIN IF IiIiIIi COULD IT JUST FELT SO ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ RADADADADADADADADADADADADA DA DA RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA IT JUST FELT SO GOOD! RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA DA DA DA. DA!…………………….👏🗣👏🗣👏🗣…………….they’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one 😞😒…..they got their pitchforks and PROOF……their receipts 🧾 and reEeEeasOoOoons 😏…they’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one 😞😩…and it’s JUST for FUN…….THEY’RE BURNIN’! ALL THE WITCH-ES even if you AREN’T one…THEY GOT PITCHFORKS AND! PROOF!…DON’T NEED THEIR REaSᴼᵒᵒᵒⁿˢ THEY’RE BURNIN’! ALL THE WITCH-ES even if you AREN’T one…..😏….so LIGHT ME UP! LIGHT ME UP! LIGHT ME UP! GO AHEAD AN—LIGHT ME UP! LIGHT ME UP! OOooOooOoooo LIGHT ME UP! 🙌 OOooOooOooo LIGHT ME UP! 🙌 OOooOooOoooo LIGHT ME UP!⚡️ OOooOooOoooo light me up. light me up. light me up. go ahead and light….me…ᵃᴬᵃᴬʰ….😏 RADADADADADADADADADADADADA DA DA RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA RADADADADADADADADADA DA DA DA DA DA. DA! THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ??? THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD (BAD!) THEN WHY’S IT FEEL SO 💥🔫💥🔫 GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ?? MOST FUN I’VE EVER HAD (HAD!) AND I’D DO IT OVERANDOVERANDOVERAGAIN IF IiIiIIi COULD IT JUST FELT SO ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ RADADADADADADADADADADADADA DA DA 🎸🎸 RADADADADADADADADADA OOoooO THEY SAID I ᴰᶦᵈ SOMETHING BAD DA DA RADAD WHY’S IT FEEL SO 💥🔫💥🔫 GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ?? 💥🔫💥🔫 GOoOo ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ?? ⚡️(BAD!)……💃 (BAD!) IT JUST FELT SO ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ ⚡️💥 G ᵒᴼᵒᴼᵒᵒᵈ

MIDNIGHTS tracklist as flowers — based on plant symbolism (x)

bejeweled and anti-hero existing on the same album is a great lesson on the duality of self love — we can simultaneously be our biggest fans and own worst critics. confidence ebbs and flows; it’s not always there but when it is it SHIMMERRRSS

all of us: “this is the worst moment in this fandom.”

taylor nation: 

ATTN: Swifties

We’re bringing you a new custom theme to celebrate the release of @taylorswift’s upcoming album, Midnights, out tonight at....midnight.

It’s super easy to use. Just log into desktop web, head on over here to our Themes page, hit “Install,” and then gaze upon your Tumblr now dripping in it's Midnights shimmer!

Love, Taylor & Tumblr