a-duck-of-wellington
A Duck
you can call me duck or duckie! | she/it | TES Sideblog: dibellan-duck
7071 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
aucklandbikestyle
Auckland Bike Style
mylawmarketing-blog
MyLawMarketing.com
agustpenetrator-blog
•vanyel
aboutsocialjustice
Striving for a Better World
Photo
“The Sixth House is risen, and Dagoth is its glory.”
937 notes
·
View notes
Text
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
90K notes
·
View notes
Text
452 notes
·
View notes
Text
i figured yall would appreciate this photo
original instagram post from vinnikolaus
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
78K notes
·
View notes
Text
Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:
Replacing a HDD with an SSD
Adding RAM
Graphics cards if you're nasty
Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)
Customizing what runs on startup for your computer
Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:
Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin
adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading
Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too
Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:
Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.
Correcting disk utilization errors
Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:
Clearing cache and cookies on your browser
Restarting the computer
Changing your screen resolution
Uninstalling unused browser extensions
Things that do not actually make your computer faster:
Deleting files
Registry cleaners
Defragging your drive
Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.
This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.
118K notes
·
View notes
Text
if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
✨Happy birthday Christopher Eccleston ✨ (b. 16th February 1964)
1K notes
·
View notes
Photo
I had a disturbing dream. I can only recall one part. A tall figure with a golden mask led me among the dead as through a wedding celebration. I heard many voices, but no lips moved. I strained to breathe, but my chest didn’t move. The tall figure spoke with each figure as he passed among them, laughing and joking, as if they were alive, but they made no reply. I tried to cry out, but without breath, my tongue fluttered in vain.
2K notes
·
View notes