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i just know he’s butt ass naked under there
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cats use u-
they use usp..
uspspspspsps
hey. you there. yeah you
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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this clock is unnatural and will not see the pearly gates
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i’m currently listening to a sad indie pop song that i haven’t heard since i was 12 years old, if there is a loving and merciful god he should prove his existence here and now by killing me where i stand
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i was crying today and i didn’t have any tissues in my car so i just used a coffee shop receipt to blow my nose. i don’t feel mature i feel grown up but in the worst way possible
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every day i am subjected to hearing my friends talk about hazbin. when will it end
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hate when assholes use santa clause, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc being made up as a reason to be cynical or to make kids sad.
“tHeY LiEd tO uS As KiDs, mAgiC isN’T ReAL aNd eVeRyThiNg SuCKs” ok but did you ever consider that the fact those ARE lies is just as amazing? that the real magic lies in the beauty of millions of adults, with or without kids, all agreeing to tell those stories so young children can experience a kind of joy unique to childhood while they still can?
you rube. you utter buffoon. the most magical thing about this world is a society’s collective cooperation to ensure the happiness of others.
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ok context: for whatever reason, my voice is fucked up and i can’t raise it. can’t wail, shout, yell, screech, nothin’. it’s like when you squeeze a squeaky toy so hard that it has no noise left to make.
and that kinda sucks, especially when i need to manage my stress and anger (which i have a lot of).
but when i try and fail to scream i can’t really be sad about it for long, i just giggle like an idiot because i make this same stupid joke to myself every time
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disclaimer: this post is nothing of value, pay no attention to it. this is a vent post, i will delete it later, and if you know me irl..no you don’t
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i’m just not doing well. i can’t even find a way to be funny about it, i’m just unhappy with the way things are going. i try to stay on the brightside, think big picture, think about ways it “could be worse” to drown out and kinda invalidate my own negative thoughts and feelings. but i’m just not doing well.
and it’s annoying because it’s not like my clinical depression or anxiety where i can just make things better with meds.
i’m unhappy with myself, i’m burnt out, i’m lost. prozac can’t fix that.
and i feel alone. i feel like i have no one to talk to about this stuff. and i’m mad at myself for feeling like that because i know i have people who care about me but they just can’t help with this. and it’s no fault of theirs, its just out of their control really.
i try not to spiral but it’s just a “what’s wrong with me?/ i need to find a way to fix myself and FAST” kinda time.
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this is the beast btw
i love having a cat so much. there is a Beast in my house and he is baby sized
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i love having a cat so much. there is a Beast in my house and he is baby sized
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my heart aches for irish gay people. constantly facing the internal battle of whether to buy lucky charms or froot loops. sad :(
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things i think would be cool for the final/ penultimate episode of hazbin hotel:
i know alastor mainly pulled the whole “haha i’m a better father to charlie than you >:)” schtick in front of lucifer as a power grab, but i actually would like to see the show further explore their father/daughter dynamic.
alastor is a power-hungry piece of shit who has little to no interest in anything that doesn’t directly benefit him, but throughout the eight episode we learn that he actually does care about his friends. maybe not a lot, but enough that it genuinely worries him. i think part of his character arc will be becoming a genuine, caring (if still pretty evil) father figure to charlie. and i am a sucker for the “cartoonishly evil villian who loves his family” trope (like the cannibal dad in the first episode of helluva boss).
with that all established, i have an idea (not really a theory, just a scene i would like to see):
twards the end of the show, the story utilizes that “leader/heart of the team gets hurt in battle and everyone is immediately hellbent on defeating the enemy” trope.
charlie is wounded fatally, or at least appears to be. she’s not moving. either lucifer or vaggie is holding her and sobbing, begging her to wake up.
everyone is quite. everything is still. it’s like times just stops.
it cuts to different characters (angel dust, husk, nifty, etc). all stunned.
slowly, the soundtrack starts to play again. we finally pan to alastor.
and he. is. frowning.
literally and figuratively, all hell breaks loose.
then more battle scenes happen, charlie lives, and the show ends however it ends.
tldr; i just really like the idea of alastor frowning for the first time in nearly 100 years because he almost loses someone he, whether he wants to admit it or not, cares about
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i am a highly skilled business man
Yall I have the best friend/past friendship platonic guy in forever dude shows up to my house on valentines and gives me a coffee and a red carnation this man is fantastic ;-;
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velvet and veneer are just sharpay and ryan’s ‘amazing-digital-circus’-sonas
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