family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

Miguel Hernández, tr. by Don Share, from Poems of War (1936–1939); “Hunger,”

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

#making silly faces is reserved only for his daughters

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

Crying over these lesbian cats

10 am is always like Thee postless time on tumblr... students are in class job havers are at work and the unemployed are sleeping. its got the same peaceful beauty of a sunrise

*vibrates at a frequency to shatter glass*

So I asked my Brazilian friend what states he knew

of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

cannot stress enough if you have chest hair how important it is to unbutton your shirt enough to show it off

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.