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24 + Text Posts
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Chloe: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Morris: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Michelle: What are we doing?
Tony: Wasting our lives
Michelle: I meant for lunch
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Chase: Okay Jack, I wrote down all your messages here, which I organized into three piles.
Chase: "From Nina Myers."
Chase: "Death threats."
Chase: And "Death threats from Nina Myers."
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Kim: Anyone else scared right now?
Jack: Not really, I already lived longer than expected.
Tony: Same.
Chase: Same.
Nina: Same.
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Tony: We're gonna need a plan.
Jack: I have a plan
Tony: We can't kill Nina.
Jack: I don't have a plan.
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Kim: I need a drink.
Jack: [pours apple juice in a shot glass] Here.
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Chapelle: I like saying 'no', it lowers their enthusiasm.
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if 24 was arrested development
Jack: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.
Tony: I may have committed some LIGHT treason.
Kim: Across from where?
Nina: Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!
Chloe: Why are you squeezing me with your body? ("It's a hug, Chloe. I'm hugging you.")
Michelle: And that's why you always leave a note.
Bill: I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
Palmer: I've made a huge tiny mistake.
Sherri: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Renee: I have got the worst fucking attorneys.
Mason: Well we were all thinking it.
Logan: I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
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Jack: I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing
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24 + Planet Symbolism
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Tony: What's the plan?
Jack: Save everyone and get home safely.
Tony: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist
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Chase: [playing guitar out of tune]
Jack: You take requests?
Chase: Yes!
Jack: Please stop.
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Nina: Are we fighting? Or are we flirting? I'm getting mixed signals here.
Jack: My hands are literally inches away from your throat right now.
Nina: That doesn't answer my question.
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Jack: Didn't you die?
Saunders: That was years ago dude. Things change.
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Kim: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday.
Jack: You almost got what?
Chase: She almost got kidnapped.
Jack: Oh okay.
Jack: Wait WHAT
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Chase, gaming: AFK, there's a tornado
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